Jun 25 2008
Every Golfer’s Dream
I played a lot of golf in my time. That was, of course, before the day I got married. Since then, life has been so busy with kids, sports, and daily routines that I wouldn’t dream of giving up to play anything, let alone golf. But when I think back to what I enjoyed most about the sport, it surely was not the skill and challenge of the game. No, it was in fact the idea of strapping a 24 can cooler to the back of a golf cart, hitting the fairways with a few buddies, and seeing who could finish 18 holes after a few beers. Now that is the game of golf, as far as I am concerned. I know there are the hardcore guys and gals out there who may disagree, but I feel that I am in the majority. And it is easy to see that when you take a look at this beauty of a gadget for the die hard drinking golfer.
The Kooler Klub is a perfect idea for golfers like me. This conceals up to 54 ounces of whatever alcoholic beverage you want to sneak into the course, and fits in your bag so perfectly nobody would even guess it wasn’t an ordinary driver. The button on top dispenses whatever liquid you put in it, be it beer, liquor, mixed drinks, or soda and water for those who wish to just quench their thirst. Slide a cup or mug into your side pocket of your bag, and you are set to play the back nine no problem. It is powered by four AA batteries, and keeps your cold stuff cold, and the hot stuff hot. What more could you ask for?
With one of these for every round, you may end up with the highest score humaly possible (which is not good in golf terms). But as long as you are being safe and responsible, isn’t it more fun hacking three divots into the fairway before realizing you already hit the ball ten feet ahead of you?
